Walking down the street, you see a small cliff face on the side of a parking lot. at the top is nirvana. A billboard positioned at the perfect angle where the moon shines off the ocean. Nothing but the endless sea and whatever crosses it. Once a year however, it is there. In the middle of the ocean a giant disco ball is placed to be submerged in the ocean. The waves it makes are a sight to behold. The daring and stupid sailors try to get as close as possible, and on the other side of the island there is a splash zone, often overcrowded. You don't have to deal with any of those things. All you have to do is sit and wait.

Then next year you do the same thing all over again.